Pata Suave parties it up in Miami

Never one to be relegated to the sidelines, Pata Suave – DJ and hype-cat for the legendary Gatocito – broke out in a big way last night. During a trip to Miami, he bounded into the limo of a stranger, went to the shore, boarded a boat, headed out to international waters and partied until the wee hours of the morning. Video he shared – and quickly deleted – on social media showed a large amount of Meow Mix® Ocean Explosion® treats alongside high-tech automated laser pointers and diamond-studded dangling toys.

At press time, Pata Suave was napping in the window of his hotel room. Sources aren’t sure if he’s sleeping off something from the previous night or just taking one of his eight to ten daily naps.